“The Business Of America Is Busyness.”

My dear,

The business of America is to make us all white rabbits who are always late, always late, for very important dates. The business of America is to make us the hare and not the turtle. The business of America is to make us move so fast that the air-friction rubs us down and makes us numb.

The business of America is to move, move, move.

Falsely yours,
Aaron Haspel