“Life’s Disappointments Are Harder To Take When You Don’t Know Any Swear Words.”

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

So go, hang with the miners, the scoundrels, the riff-raffs, and the up to no gooders; pick yourself up a vocabulary that’ll have your mom fainting in no time.

Don’t worry, you don’t have to thank me.

Falsely yours,
William Boyd Watterson II