“I Don’t Drink Water. Fish Fuck In It.”

Trust me, I’m not like those spoiled brats that don’t drink the stuff because it tastes ‘bad’.

My reason is better.. more reasonable.. and justified.

I drink wine. I drink vodka. And I drink the occasional orange juice every now and then.

I don’t drink water.

Fish fuck in it.

Falsely yours,
William Claude Dukenfield