“If You Resolve To Give Up Smoking, Drinking And Loving, You Don’t Actually Live Longer; It Just Seems Longer.”

These doctors and do-gooders lie. Telling us not to smoke, drink, or make love. Psssshhhhttt….

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.

Here’s to a young vice filled life, I say!

Falsely yours,
Sir Clement Raphael Freud