My dear,
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
A woman is far from normal. And the sooner you realize this the better. A woman is somehow sane and insane at the same time. A woman knows how to love you with every fiber of her being, and how to turn that love to hate when you cross them.
In fact, a woman is more comparable to fire; she brings you warmth, but she can burn you; she brings you light, but she can blind you; and if you don’t pay attention to her, she’ll either leave without a trace, or with such a majestic one that you’ll have to call the firefighters.
Yes… a woman is a fire.
Falsely yours,
Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde
