My dear,
Want to get dirt on a certain guy? Don’t know where to start? Here’s the secret…
Ask his past flame.
Find the woman he scorned, the woman he hurt, the woman he neglected and shunned; and set her up in front of a computer.
Then sit back, and watch her do her magic.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous