My dear,
Knowing people gets you places in this world but having to talk to them sucks.
This is why the internet is a heaven of a haven. You get to talk to people, you know – chat (that texting thing we do that we now call ‘talking to each other’), but the moment everything starts to suck you can leave… then later you can just blame it on a lost wifi connection, and start a less sucky convo.
The internet’s fucking brilliant!
Falsely yours,
Joe Bizness
