“I Love Thanksgiving Turkey. It’s The Only Time In Los Angeles That You See Natural Breasts.”

Why would anyone hate Thanksgiving?

Think about the turkey.

I love Thanksgiving turkey.

It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Oh, and it’s also about spending time with your family, eating with people who are thankful to have you in their lives, and about tradition. Yeah… those are important too.

Falsely yours,
Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger