My dear,
All men cheat. Men who don’t cheat are simply men who have not found a way to cheat. All men lie. Men who don’t lie are men who know their lies won’t be believed. And all men think about themselves first, how could they not – it’s their own bodies and own minds they occupy right? And most true of all is that,
All men are frauds.
The only difference between them is that some admit it.
I myself deny it.
Falsely yours,
Henry Louis “H. L.” Mencken