“Murderers! Stop Murdering. Everyone Will Die Eventually. Just Sit Down And Be Patient.”

Think of this as a good old public servant announcement from your good old friend Russell Eddy Brand:

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

Just think about it, life’s the greatest killer of all. She takes the top prize, every time; “And the best murderer of the year award once again goes to… TIME!” You’ll always come in last.

There’s no way you’re getting second or third place either man, Hitler and Genghis Khan did a pretty good job of making sure of that. So yup, no prizes for you, at all – zip, zilch, diddly-squat. So why do it at all?

Falsely yours,
Russell Edward Brand