“The Only Way To Keep Your Health Is To Eat What You Don’t Want, Drink What You Don’t Like, And Do What You’d Rather Not.”

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

The only way to keep your happiness is to eat everything you want first and last, drink what you love all day even if it be alcohol, and do everything you like and nothing you don’t.

Ahhh, but no man is infinite in health or happiness.

Falsely yours,
Samuel Langhorne Clemens