“Progress Might Have Been All Right Once, But It Has Gone On Too Long.”

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.

Let’s go back to the good old days where we had to spend days in the library to search up something quickly. Let’s go back to the good old days where we had to travel from one state to the next in packs just to survive, and half of us died on the way there.

Boy, those good old days sure were… good.

Falsely yours,
Frederic Ogden Nash