“If You Can’t Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Don’t Deserve Me At My Best.”

My dear,
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.

Of course I’ll remind you of this every day.

It’s not like I hate you or anything, but how am I supposed to know you deserve the best in people, and in life, if you can’t handle the worst in any situation while patiently waiting for the best, for what you deserve, through it all?

Falsely yours,
Norma Jeane Mortenson