“I’ll Try Anything Once, Twice If I Like It, Three Times To Make Sure.”

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

And four times just to be on the safe side. But I’ll never try anything for a fifth time; I did that once, never again.

…Oh, but who’s to say doing something for the fifth time once doesn’t constitute doing something for the fifth time twice? Or thrice?

Falsely yours,
Mae West