My dear,
That thing you had at the end of last week (the thing you did on Saturday and Sunday), it wasn’t a weekend.
You were working.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Weekends don’t count unless everything you do within them has no way of improving your life. Weekends don’t count if they better you financially or career-wise.
Do something pointless, make your weekend an actual weekend.
Falsely yours,
William Boyd Watterson II
