My dear,
I don’t understand,
Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
If anything we should be asking the people our mothers warned us against – the prostitutes, the nymphos, and the fiends.
Sure, ask him about God, and charity, and about spirituality, but this bizarre practice of asking a virgin sex advice, frankly, it creeps me out.
Falsely yours,
George Bernard Shaw